This Olive Garden commercial script introducing lasagna wings is just too good

Writer and comedian Keaton Patti tweeted on Wednesday that he forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write its own version. Prepare for pasta nachos and lasagna wings. SEE ALSO:

Stand-up comedian Erin Jackson goes on an emotional journey with Bob Ross — The Bob Ross Chall

Erin Jackson takes the Bob Ross Challenge and creates her own vacation oasis. Read more...More about Funny, Art, Comedy, Painting, and Artist

This juicer provides nutrition for the whole day — and it's on sale for over $50 off on Amazon

Sometimes that pulp-free, store-bought orange juice just doesn’t cut it on those rough mornings. In dire times like these, fresh-squeezed juice can be the key to energizing you and getting you out the door. You may be thinking that sounds like too much work,

This Ninja Nutri personal blender with FreshVac technology is down by £35

We are now entering the time of the year when the sun starts shining more frequently, and rain clouds don't dominate the skyline every single day. That might be wishful thinking, but a little bit of sun will do that to you.It's in these sunnier times that we often look to switch up our diet, too.

Snag two Echo Dot Kids Edition devices for the price of one at Amazon

You know that Amazon’s Alexa can answer your questions, control smart devices, and queue your music, but did you know that Alexa is also a kid-friendly DJ, comedian, and storyteller? That’s how Amazon describes its Echo Dot Kids Edition, equipped with a kid-friendly Alexa assistant.

Save over £400 on the ASUS ROG Strix 15.6-inch gaming laptop

There are laptops, and then there are gaming laptops. These bad boys have the image quality, processor speed, and storage to handle everything that you can throw at them.The ASUS ROG Strix gaming laptop is one such device that's equipped to handle everything and anything that's required of it.

15 memes for when you're feeling sad as hell

Words aren't always sufficient when you're feeling low. Sometimes, humor can be the best medicine for a case of The Sads. We're all well aware of the internet's potential to be a little dumpster fire-adjacent at times.

Save an extra 15% off this waterproof speaker that lasts for 24 hours

There's no better way to celebrate warm weather than by going outdoors and enjoying it. And while nothing quite matches the intrinsic glory of nature, we can safely say Beyoncé makes everything better. Listen to your favorite tunes outside with this ultra-durable,

Apple's officially making it harder for cops to bust into your iPhone

Score one for privacy. Apple intends to update its iOS with a new feature that will make it significantly more difficult for law enforcement agencies to access data on locked iPhones. While we learned last month that something similar was in the works,

Microsoft Office is getter a simpler, cleaner look

Microsoft Office is getting a cleaner look.The company announced Wednesday it will begin rolling out subtle changes to the Office.com and Office 365 app designs in order to make them look simpler and less cluttered. The biggest change by far is coming to Microsoft Word,

'Ghost of Tsushima' is a beautiful anthology of historical fiction stories

Ghost of Tsushima's combat was the obvious star of its gameplay reveal at E3. But there's so much more to this samurai game than sword fights.We had a chance to speak with Ghost of Tsushima creative director Nate Fox and learn more about the story behind the game, its inspiration,

Aquila电动冲浪板 无浪也能与水共舞

冲浪这项运动帅气又拉风,可惜它并不容易学,而且还需要一个很大的浪头才能实现。为了让人们能够更简单地随时冲浪,Aquila 电动冲浪板诞生了。  

Bloomberg Terminals Have a Secret Craigslist for Crazy Rich People

For about $2,000 a month, Bloomberg Terminals seem like a tremendous waste of money for anyone but the avid trader. But! Did you know that insane price comes with access to a special classifieds section, populated exclusively with stuff from other overpaid Bloomberg subscribers? It's called POSH,

Why Scientists Dig Trenches To Find Hidden Fault Lines in Cities

Thanks to our asphalt-giddy behavior, we've all but paved over the fault lines that zigzag through some of our riskiest seismic zones.

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AMD 任命 Lisa Su 接任總裁暨執行長, Rory Read 將在過渡期擔任顧問身分至 2014 年底

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Linux江湖11:发博客必备的五大图片处理神器 - 京山游侠

发博客时总免不了要用图片说话。这里向大家推荐几款在Linux系统下应用广泛、运行稳定、界面美观、功能强大的图像处理软件。

Alienware introduces 'external graphics amplifier' for the ultimate laptop gaming

BitTorrent Bundle 付费门开放,内容创造者可获90%收入分成

P2P 文件分发网络 BitTorrent 一直在重新调整自己的定位,以期成为创意产业的合法朋友和家园。

科学家首次绘制出了人类疾病全球图谱

近日,一篇发表在国际杂志Ecosphere上的研究论文中,来自北卡罗来纳州立大学的研究人员通过研究首次绘制了引发人类疾病的病原菌图谱,该图谱中研究人员将世界分为许多不同疾病发生的区域。

2015年国产手机谁能销量破亿?

谈情怀、谈做工、谈性价比,这些都是谈给用户听的。一个手机品牌在行业内影响力多大,能够调动多大的供应链资源、渠道商资源,关键指标还是销量规模,这个指标往往会先于利润,起码在国内的经营环境下是这样的。

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